From humble beginnings…

As an aspiring writer, I look to steal and plagiarise stories where I can. I decided to look to a source of easy to steal stories, my local bible. A lot of people in the Western world are familiar with the stories, whether or not they are Christian. I didn’t know where to begin, so I thought, why not the beginning? We all know about Adam and Eve, and how they fucked it up.

I’m a firm atheist, and reading the bible probably has the opposite effect that Christians would hope. I still don’t believe, and probably believe less, in God, especially a Christian God.

So, join me as I delve into this ridiculous world of a forgetful deity, who is easily fooled, not really too omnipotent, people date-raping their fathers and many, many ridiculous stories and characters that some would have us believe are completely and unquestionably true.